patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

• pokemon: hurts itself in confusion
• me: lets out a bellow so deep it is only audible to other whales

ablogorsomething:

the-masked-writer:

yeahyareads:

justgetalongbitches:

Typewriter Keyboard?

WANT!

OMG, this is actually beautiful…

if it makes those delightful clicking noises I’m sold

bluedogeyes:

Fully 3D printable GlaDOS Robotic ceiling arm lamp

Instructables user dragonator made this step by step guide to make a fully 3D printable GlaDOS from Portal (1 and 2), that is also a lamp and can be converted into a robotic arm, with a superled in the eye .

“To make this lamp you will need a printer that is comfortable printing with a lot of support material. The design isn’t supportless and is quite hard to print. I used a UP! 3D printer, that is more than capable enough printing with support material. All of the parts are designed around the maximum build sizes of the UP!.

Also you will need some skills electronics and be comfortable using power from the mains. Also you will need a LOT of time. Printing alone will set you back at least 40 hours.”

Video Moving GlaDOS Lamp

durianseeds:

“I Think I Am In Friend-Love With You” written by and illustrated by Yumi Sakugawa, published in Sadie Magazine, 2012.

• spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
• french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
• german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
• english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
• gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
• polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
• japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
• welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
• chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
• Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
• Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
• Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

amandaonwriting:

Bloodstain Pattern Analysis (BPA) - Resource for Crime Writers

SOURCE

[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]

misjudging:

dieselotherapy:

Lungs breathing, creepy but cool 

me: that looks disgusting
*reblog* 

OMG THAT’S SO COOL

aishaneko:

lord-kitschener:

dyingtobeadyingswan:

Georgian traditional dance is crazy

tear this fucking club down

My knees hurt just from watching this

dotcore:

Portable Power.
by Brian.

dont-argue-with-your-serperior:

im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns

missl0nelyhearts:

all photos copyright Full Tilt Photography.

In 2006 we made this little burger meal for a competition on Craftster.org. It got quite a bit of online traffic at the time. Couldn’t find the links, so I re-edited and uploaded these for Parisa.

Me and Mr L put it together, and all the food was edible: baby onion, american cheese, baby gherkin, homemade bun, handcut fries. I made the tray and the drink out of polymer clay and printed up the Craftster branding.